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[yorozuya]

[It's warm water! You'd have to be trying to fuck that up! Are you trying to make your future partner's first time a disaster, huh?!]

Done?

Uh, we haven't talked about my consultation fee yet. You ain't getting out of this that easy.

[mayora13]

[No! He's trying to make it the best it can be-

Which means a contingency plan for everything!]

Later.

[yorozuya]

[Too many contingency plans is just begging for disaster! Sometimes you just gotta wing it!]

Chocolate sundae. Three of them.

[You may have gotten out of giving him a return blow job or handy (for now), but you aren't getting out of this, buddy!]

[mayora13]

[Not for now. FOREVER! He never made any promises-]

Only if this goes well.

[yorozuya]

[Brocode goes without promises.]

Oi! That wasn't part of the deal. If it goes well, I want a bonus, Mr. Policeman.

[mayora13]

[Brocode. Not homocode.]

We never had a 'deal'! Be thankful I'm even willing to give you the three sundaes!

[yorozuya]

[Brocode includes blowcode. Haven't you ever set foot in a fraternity? You have to know that, being a part of the Shinsengumi and all!]

It was an unspoken deal! I gave you a warning about burnt assholes and skid dicks, even!

[mayora13]

[NO??? SHUT UP]

Nothing in writing, doesn't count. It's basic practice.

[yorozuya]

Cops are crooks! Leeching off my knowledge of ass and leaving me to dry?! Really?

[mayora13]

I said I'd give you the parfaits, so stop complaining and leave me alone.

[yorozuya]

Fine, fine.

But just remember how ol' Gin-san saved your ass from burning and really wonder if maybe he deserves a little more. Have you ever had an ass burn? Clearly you haven't-

[mayora13]

I told you it's not my ass that needs saved! And I haven't. I'm not going to!

[But he's thinking of you with pity now, since you're acting like you've suffered it first hand.]

[yorozuya]

Maybe not this time! But the next? Or the time after that?

Someday, I will have saved your ass.

[The status of the wrongs his ass has suffered will forever remain a mystery, thank you.]

[mayora13]

[No. Thank YOU. He doesn't want to know.]

Babbling like an idiot isn't going to get you anything more out of this.

Just stop.

[yorozuya]

This again? Every time I get ready to stop, you tell me to stop. Which means I can't just stop or it'll make it look like I was listening to you, idiot! So shut up!

[mayora13]

[You listened to him just fine when he told you to tell him what he needed to know.

But fine.]

Huh? That's stupid. You're ridiculous!

Goodbye. [There, he'll save them both!]

[yorozuya]

[That was a desperate situation! That was then, this is now!]

Your need for the last word is what's stupid and ridiculous.

So ha!

Bye.

[Victory.]

[mayora13]

[Stop being so damn concerned about who gets the last word!

He says, typing a message-]

That's you, not me.

Bye.

[yorozuya]

[This was the true fallacy of man, coming to fruition.]

Says the guy who came back just to get the last word.

Bye.

[mayora13]

[Free them.]

You just did that! You did it too!

Bye.

[yorozuya]

[This is what they truly deserved.]

You set yourself up to be called out. Don't drag me to your level.

Bye.

[mayora13]

No, you just keep coming back to feel like you've won.

There's nothing to gain by keeping this up. [War is hell.]

I'm done.

[yorozuya]

[War, what is it good for?]

Bye.

[....That was a victory right? Just ignoring him? That meant he totally won.]

[mayora13]

[That doesn't count!

So, its a victory for Hijikata.

Letting them each think they've won is the only way to end this meaningless waste of time.]