There are a few lubes! Just read the labels, you idiot. Usually they say something like 'warming' or 'tingling' but all it does is light your sphincter on fire. Save yourself the pain.
[Okay, but fanning the flames of worst-case scenarios admittedly makes up for the terrible explanation he just had to give.]
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[Okay, but fanning the flames of worst-case scenarios admittedly makes up for the terrible explanation he just had to give.]