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I threw myself to the wolves, ([personal profile] mayora13) wrote in [personal profile] yorozuya 2017-01-08 10:27 am (UTC)

[Ugh.

He doesn't know what's more jarring - the idiotic interjections or the bits where Odd Jobs actually explains things properly.]


Got it.

I'm not going to use mayo!
[He wouldn't defile it!

All of this has left him with a lot of questions. Why are you tasting lube? What's the point of putting tea in your ass? Isn't glove it and stick it in the oven a mixed metaphor? But, most importantly of all-]
Why the hell do they make lube that burns!? It's labeled, right? What is it called? [A whole new world of worst case scenarios.

Thanks.]

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