[Maybe if you were capable of being sufferable, Gintoki wouldn't be giving you shit.]
Fine.
[You asked for it, buddy.]
You fill the enema bag with water. Some people dilute a little tea or lemon juice in it, but who knows. I feel like shoving that stuff in your ass is a little...
Ah, but you know. Whatever. Follow your dreams.
So the bag has a tube. Make sure the water runs through the tube without a hitch then clamp it shut. Lube the tip of the tube and shove it up there while you're lying down. Elevate the bag and unclamp it.
And uh. Yeah. Let the water go in. Slow. If it's fast, you're gonna shit the bed. Then just kinda. Take in what you can. Stop. Let the water sit and then uh. Do you business.
Lube, just get some lube. Don't use mayo. Don't get the shitty lube that burns. You don't want a burnt asshole. There are nice fruity lubes, but they aren't very sweet. Then just. get a condom. Who cares? Just glove it up.
Glove it up and stick it in the oven.... You know?
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Fine.
[You asked for it, buddy.]
You fill the enema bag with water. Some people dilute a little tea or lemon juice in it, but who knows. I feel like shoving that stuff in your ass is a little...
Ah, but you know. Whatever. Follow your dreams.
So the bag has a tube. Make sure the water runs through the tube without a hitch then clamp it shut. Lube the tip of the tube and shove it up there while you're lying down. Elevate the bag and unclamp it.
And uh. Yeah. Let the water go in. Slow. If it's fast, you're gonna shit the bed. Then just kinda. Take in what you can. Stop. Let the water sit and then uh. Do you business.
Lube, just get some lube. Don't use mayo. Don't get the shitty lube that burns. You don't want a burnt asshole. There are nice fruity lubes, but they aren't very sweet. Then just. get a condom. Who cares? Just glove it up.
Glove it up and stick it in the oven.... You know?