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Sakata Gintoki ([personal profile] yorozuya) wrote 2017-01-08 09:44 am (UTC)

[Of course. How could Gintoki ever forget the world full of psychopathic mohawk bikers that Hijikata saved him from...? Shame on him.]

Well, if you want a clean exchange make sure the guy hasn't eaten something questionable like mayonnaise. If you can get him to clean out his ass, then you can absolutely avoid any sort of skid marks, you know?

Then you lube up. Like greasing a cake pan. Just go at it with your fingers, right? One at a time and build up. Work at it and get it ready-

Then lube yourself up and uh. I mean. I think you got the rest, right?

Just. Think of it like you're getting ready to fill a cake pan. Don't go too hard out the gate or they're never going to let you in the back gate ever again, got it?

That make sense? Huh?

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